EARACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Also, you suck.

Did Feel Sorry For Myself

But, now its over. No one needs me to complain about my life, although I do, often.

I really do have a pretty ugly mug. Thank god my personality is bitchy or I wouldn't go anywhere.

Had a very strange dream last night involving elavators, running away to Chicago, patching up holes in my friend's back, singing in a band, Parker Posie, and a secret shopping mall.

If I learned nothing from that dream it is not to make fun of someone for not sleeping with them. In my dream that lead to nothing but trouble.

Please Dont Kill My Kitty

Shit, I forced my kitty to be OCD cus shes so clingy and I am so hateful.

Sometimes Little Girls Hate Fish

I am determined to be happy.

Is it true that in your dreams your body goes to really cool parties without you? Thats what I think. My stupid body gets to have all the fun.

My Fingernails Will Never Be Polished

Once I was babysitting and I spilled fingernail polish removial on their nice wooden dinningroom table. The parents didn't say anything to me, and neither did I, but a few years later the little girl told me that I wasn't allowed to do my nails at the table. When I told her I didn't have fingernail polish with me she then showed me the table. I had erased it from my memory before that moment. Sometimes I still get that guilt feeling about it.

Oh, and all that other bad shit I ever did in my life.

I bet when they review my life, like in that movie, they will totally spend a day discussing that incident. I will have to repeat my life again, unless I meet Meryl Strep and I fight to sit next to her on the bus. If anything, that movie told me that a few electic shocks can't stop me from getting into heaven!

I'm Getting Married Sometime Soon

I am getting very excited for trying on wedding dresses, but I have to buy new underwear to do so. Its so weird that not only do I have a salesperson who has to help me put on the freakin thing, I also have an entire store watching me do it. Which means new underwear for me.

I wonder if I should warn Renee to do the same. Naw, she probably is running to target right now. Well, not right now cus its the middle of the work day.

Also my car should be fixed by this afternoon. Thats what I like to hear, this afternoon. I've always liked that phrase.

My Right Ear Has Gone Deaf

So supposedly I have ETD, and it just means I wont be able to hear out of my right ear for about a week and there is really nothing I can do about it.

Great.

Today totally sucks.

Can I go home early due to suckiness of day?

Exclusive Inclusive

Never interrupt a famous auther with your petty stories about meeting your boyfriend.

Oh wait, do that.

Also, supposedly I wear a lot of green. I thought I wore a lot of black. Clearly I am colorblind.

Shake Your Ass

EARTHQUAKE!!!!

Begin To Feel This

I had three hours sleep last night. I feel like I was hit by a fast moving shopping cart, but its still better than I felt yesterday, which more felt like I was hit with a fast moving wheelchair.

I like typing.

I Would Like To Fall Asleep In China

I would like to take a nap now.

I am so opoly it is crazy.

I am sleeping at my desk at this very moment.

Isn't it a scary thought that this scatterbrain might one day have kids?

Would it be wrong of me to say I generally did not like work and would rather be bored in front of the TV than go in every morning contributing to soceity?

I like that idea. I think I might try that and see how long it takes my landlady to notice when I don't pay my rent. Stupid rent. Always getting in the god damn way.

My Belly is Bellyfull

I talked to two girls from high school today. I'm glad no one talks to each other anymore. Makes me feel less guilty about ignoring people.

My water bottle is huge.

I need to win a game of Monopoly. It is my destiny.

Vibes is such a good movie.

Yesterday Should be Forgotten

I hate Los Angeles.

My Pearl Ring Gets Cold Sometimes

I was sick yesterday. I slept from 12pm - 3pm the next day. It felt great, although I went to bed at 3am last night. My bad.

One side of my chin is larger than the other.

I really want there to be another Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie, although I seem to be the only one that liked it that much. I really liked it. I really did.











I also thought the guy playing Arthur Dent was really really cute and I want to cuddle and kiss him.

I Refuse To Eat That Taco

I feel really sick, but don't let my title fool you, I have not eaten any tacos today.

Have you ever felt like your stomach was trying to communicate to you through a series of rumbles and shakes? Maybe our stomach's are aliens. It could happen.

I got a new phone, and thats pretty awesome. So did Adam. Actually, he and I got mathing phones but I am not suppossed to tell anybody.

Now that I have window near my desk it just makes me want to fall asleep. Windows do that to me.

Sharpie Marks Cover My Arm

I think today started on the wrong foot, no the entire wrong leg.

I Hate Baja Fresh

I am very busy.

My stomach has decided to hate me.

Adam said I talked in my sleep about naked people. I think he was just trying to come on to me in the middle of the night.