What, Its Been Like Forever!

OMG Its been like forever!

Yeah, you thought the threat was over and I was out of your life forever! Too bad I got tired of not listening to my own thoughts! I know, I actually think I am interesting again! Who would have guessed.

I just got back from India. I have been married now for a year and a half. I have a tattoo. I work for the YMCA. My breasts have continued to grow even when I tell them not to. They never listen! Ah, you missed that right? Good times. Good times.