My Black Sweater has White Hair on it

I finished my X-mas shopping, I think. I love X-Mas. I love buying and giving presents. I love wrapping and putting up cute X-Mas signs. I love totally buying into the commercialization of a religious holiday stolen from the pagens in hopes to convert the heathens.

There is a mysterious bow on my desk, but I dont think that work is a present.

I get really possessive of my pens.