Time to Get a New Housekeeper

Thanksgiving is coming up and I am not prepared. I haven't even loosened my waist hems yet! Jesus! Who has time to freakin' create my own acorn/maple leaf napkin holders?

I have found the perfect X-Mas gift and it is glorious. Click the link. I'm totally getting it for my mom. (And for those that havent figured it out yet, if you click on my titles on the top of each post they link you to a site.)

I had a dream I was pressured to marry some strange man and I killed him with a knife. Pretty damn cool if you ask me. I think it might be time to purchase some knives. Or not marry strangers. Choices like that are hard.

So I heard someone was actually reading this. I feel sorry for them, but not for me, 'cus this is just all lies.

LIES!