Remember When...

Hey, remember when you punched yourself in the stomach? No? Oh, thats right. Instead you just did like a bazillion jack knifes. Man, I kind of wished I had been punched though. That would be a better story.

Maybe I should start talking to my stomach like someone would do to a plant. My trainer says it takes time, but god damn it I've been workin foreva and nothin. Well I found a good battery for my CD player, so well, that was positive.