A Long Time Ago I Used To Be Awesome

Until a month ago I was working only 6 hours a day. Now I work 8. I cant do it. I have been spoiled beyond reason and I require only a 6 hour work day! When will I be rich enough to work part time. Man, that will be sweet, because I am totally lazy.

Adam has requested I sing at the reception for my wedding. Should I do it? Should I really? My family would love it. I think my friends would mock me til the day I die. Ah, the wishes of those you love.

Time to print out some song lyrics for this evening reprise of karaoke. I havent done it in a while, but god damn it I feel like singing. Also like a bazillion people asked me to come, so I am, because I am weak. You say jump I punch you in the face.

Wait, what?