My Tummy Needs a Rubbin

Things I observe when I look directly up from my desk:

- One large dangerous looking screw hanging right above my head.
- A large black tube, like in Brazil
- A vent covered in plastic for no apparent reason
- A pipe that looks like the Mario Bros Game and/or Movie
- A white looking circle thing that I have no idea what it is for
- A large black box of some sort on the ceiling. I mean, its friggin huge.

In short, I dont like lookin up.