Friend of Foe

Loggin onto friendster always makes me laugh out loud. First of all, I don't even call my friends, let alone pay attention to what they post or write on a little website of tiny pictures, nor do care how many friends I have, unlike friendster that notifies you when you have added another tiny picture to your collection.

The reason it makes me laugh out loud is the sudden rush I get when I find someone from my past and I am just way cooler than they are, by far. I wish I knew I was this awesome before, I could have done something about it. Being awesome, is well, awesome, prooving it by finding the most retarded picture of a high school buddy is priceless. I guess people never change. Thank god Adam created a computer generated picture of myself with huge boobs and a tan. Make me look awesome. Again, I am all that is awesome.

If I could post that picture here I would. Too bad my computer skills are not awesome. Good thing coolness isnt based on that. Good thing.